05/10/03 - Pop Idol, wow so much talent, I just can't get over it, I think I'm going to go and lie down because the world is so lovely...bag 'o shite really.

05/07/03 - I really hope I get picked for the next Big Brother, time to kick some ass.

02/02/03 - I still hate Elton...

01/01/03 - World still here again....got extremely pissed last night, in fact I am still pissed.

23/11/02 - Fell asleep in April and only just woke up. Damn it! I missed burning things, decided to go back to sleep.

18/03/02 - Uploaded latest episode "Rumbles Down Under" 

01/01/02 -  World still here...again!

24/12/01 -  I'm gonna get sleep downstairs so I can mug Father Christmas and nick Blow-up Banana Boy's Hockey mask and chain saw that I bought him!

15/11/01 - I hate Elton John!

01/10/01 -  Found Blow-up Banana boy behind cooker trying to steal my cheese.

08/09/01 - Why is it when you have to save the world no-one wants to give you an inch, you get parking tickets just like everyone else and have to kick the guy in just to get him to give you all his money...I ask you what is the world coming to?

06/09/01 - Found dead mouse behind cooker

05/09/01 - Lost piece of cheese behind cooker

03/08/01 - Uploaded last part of "Bastard in The Family"

26/02/01 - First Letters uploaded.....more to come

25/02/01 - I have uploaded my magnificent site for all the world to worship.