"Bloody nice bloke!" - Vlad

"Always wipes his feet" - A. Hitler

"Someone you can rely on" - T. Blair

"A man you can really get completely fucked with and still feel
good in the morning" - S. Hawking

"Still the man!" - Elvis

"Never gives me any trouble" - Mr RAD

"I still haven't met the guy, but I know that when I do
I could still kick his ass!" - J. Christ

"Its very nice dear" - Mme Bastard

"Return my lawnmower or I'll be back!" - A. Schwarzenegger

"Don't ever play Scrabble with this man, he cheats" - P.Pot

"I like Bret because he knows that I could beat the shit
out of him if I wanted to" - Griff