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can send your mail to me here: bret@bretsjournals.com
You can also send your credit
card details there along with your girlfriends phone number (if
they are hot!) and any million pound .com ideas that you have
been thinking of. All mail is treated with the strictest
confidence.
If I find any of your mails amusing
I will post them here for all to see.
Note: The
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NOTE:
The next email is obviously spam, I love spam, but not the
email kind....so anyone who feels the need to fill this
email box:
megalottery@hotmail.com
with shit please do so
with my blessing. In fact I think I might make a new page
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LUCKY DAY |
AWARD NOTIFICATION
LUCKYDAY INTERNATIONAL.
28030 REIMBRANDTSPLIEN, AMSTERDAM-NETHERLANDS.
FROM:THE DESK OF THE VICE PRESIDENT.
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD.
BACTH NO: LDNL/009842/03.
REF. NO. LDNL/107654/03
AWARD
NOTIFICATION
This is to inform you of the release of the GLOBAL
LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL/ WORLD GAMING BOARD held on the
12th October 2003. Due to the mix up of number, the
results were released on the 24th of October 2003. Your
name attached to ticket number 56739-1 with serial
number 928098-0 drew the lucky numbers of 2-6-9 which
consequently won the lottery in the 2nd category. You
have therefore been approved for a lump sum payout of
?250,000.00 ( TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND EUROS) in
cash credited to file with REF. NO. LDNL/107654/03.
CONGRATULATIONS:Due to mix up of some numbers and names,
we ask that you keep
your winning information confidential until your claims
has been processed and your money Remitted to you. This
is part of our security protocol to avoid double
claiming and
unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants.
All participants were selected through a computer ballot
system drawn from only Microsoft users from over 20,000
company, and 3,000,000 individual email addresses and
names
from all over the world.
This promotional program takes place every three years.
Please be informed that all non-resident of NETHERLANDS
is required to pay between ?400-900 Euros in advance
for thier non - resident processing/application fee
prior to the collection of their winning prize.
The amount is subject to your country of origin.
To begin your lottery claim, please contact the
processing company that havebeen
appointed for the processing of your wining. Please call
the claiming agent
Mr.Aaron Rowe the Foreign operation manager of the
appointed company,
LUCKYDAY INTERNATIONAL B.V....on Tel: 0031-620-226 664
for the processing and remittance of your winning prize
money to a destination of your choice. Any claim not
made before two weeks from this date will be returned to
the MINISTERIAL VAN DE ECONOMIA NETHERLANDS. Note that
all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake.
Also in order to avoid unnecessary delays and
complications, remember to quote your reference number
and batch numbers in all your correspondence with Mr.
Aaron Rowe and please follow all his instructions
religiously.
Furthermore, should there be any change of address do
inform our agent as soon as possible. Congratulations
once more from our members of staff and thank you for
being part of our promotional program.
Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically
disqualified.
Yours Sincerely,
Janet Van Hoornbeck.
Vice President, Luckyday International. |
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Mike Tinning |
This Rocks
I want to tell you that i
personally love you sit, and would be willing to redo
a flash version for you, with little animations.
Honestly this rocks hard dude.
Peace
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| William
T. Shatner |
Your
First Mail
I think Bret is a cunt
fucker, bastard, areshole, dickhead, shit face, wanker,
toss pot, jerk off. And they're just his good points.
Now post my mail you mother fucker or I'll get Griff to
beat you up.
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| Chris
Newe |
untitled
this site has changed my
life, no really it has, honest, i shit thee not
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| Anonymous |
Food
What time do you want your
dinner dear?
love,
Mummy
P.S.
Get that fucking sheeps
carcass out of my bed.
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