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You can also send your credit card details there along with your girlfriends phone number (if they are hot!) and any million pound .com ideas that you have been thinking of. All mail is treated with the strictest confidence.

If I find any of your mails amusing I will post them here for all to see.

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NOTE: The next email is obviously spam, I love spam, but not the email kind....so anyone who feels the need to fill this email box: megalottery@hotmail.com with shit please do so with my blessing. In fact I think I might make a new page for the destruction of spam! hmmmmmmmmm
LUCKY DAY AWARD NOTIFICATION

LUCKYDAY  INTERNATIONAL.
28030  REIMBRANDTSPLIEN, AMSTERDAM-NETHERLANDS.
FROM:THE DESK OF THE VICE  PRESIDENT.
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD.
BACTH NO: LDNL/009842/03.
REF. NO. LDNL/107654/03
                  
                                            AWARD NOTIFICATION
This is to inform you of the release of the GLOBAL LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL/ WORLD GAMING BOARD held on the 12th October 2003. Due to the mix up of number, the results were released on the 24th of October 2003. Your name attached to ticket number 56739-1 with serial number 928098-0 drew the lucky numbers of 2-6-9 which consequently won the lottery in the 2nd category. You have therefore been approved for a lump sum payout of  ?250,000.00 ( TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND EUROS) in cash credited to file with REF. NO. LDNL/107654/03.
CONGRATULATIONS:Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep
your winning information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money Remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid  double claiming and
unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants.
All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from only Microsoft  users from over 20,000 company, and 3,000,000 individual email addresses and names
from all over the world.
This promotional program takes place every three years. Please be  informed that all non-resident of NETHERLANDS is required to pay between ?400-900 Euros in advance  for thier non - resident processing/application fee prior to the collection of their winning prize.
The amount is subject to your country of origin.
To begin your lottery claim, please contact the processing company that havebeen
appointed for the processing of your wining. Please call the claiming agent
Mr.Aaron Rowe  the Foreign operation manager of the appointed company,
LUCKYDAY  INTERNATIONAL B.V....on Tel: 0031-620-226 664 for the processing and remittance of your winning prize money to a destination of your choice.  Any claim not made before two weeks from this date will be returned to the MINISTERIAL VAN DE ECONOMIA  NETHERLANDS. Note that all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake.
Also in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all your correspondence with Mr. Aaron Rowe and please follow all his instructions religiously.
Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible. Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program.
Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.

Yours Sincerely,
Janet Van Hoornbeck.
Vice President, Luckyday International.

Mike Tinning This Rocks
I want to tell you that i personally love you sit, and would be willing to redo a flash version for you, with little animations.  Honestly this rocks hard dude.
 
 Peace
William T. Shatner Your First Mail
I think Bret is a cunt fucker, bastard, areshole, dickhead, shit face, wanker, toss pot, jerk off. And they're just his good points.

Now post my mail you mother fucker or I'll get Griff to beat you up.
Chris Newe
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this site has changed my life, no really it has, honest, i shit thee not
 Anonymous Food
What time do you want your dinner dear?
love,
Mummy
 
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Get that fucking sheeps carcass out of my bed.




 

 


 



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