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have compiled my memoirs in this website and on paper to show
you all my greatness. Blow-up-Banana Boy will tell you that it
has been a difficult task as we are always busy with our heavy
working schedule. Watching any episodes of HollyOaks is always
hard work, but you have to take the rough with the smooth...and
I'm not just talking about the consistency of my stool here you
know!
Anyway I shall be answering all
of your questions here about my childhood and thoughts on
life.
Don't be a stranger, be a man you
don't know with a bag of sweets and a dodgy tale about puppies
he has somewhere nearby!
I Thank you.
(That is, for not coming round to
my house at 9:00 on a Saturday morning if you are a Jehovah's
Witness... because I fucking hate that.)
In fact everyone else can fuck
off too.
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