About Me

I have compiled my memoirs in this website and on paper to show you all my greatness. Blow-up-Banana Boy will tell you that it has been a difficult task as we are always busy with our heavy working schedule. Watching any episodes of HollyOaks is always hard work, but you have to take the rough with the smooth…and I’m not just talking about the consistency of my stool here you know!

Anyway I shall be answering all of your questions here about my childhood and thoughts on life.

Don’t be a stranger, be a man you don’t know with a bag of sweets and a dodgy tale about puppies he has somewhere nearby!

I Thank you.


(That is, for not coming round to my house at 9:00 on a Saturday morning if you are a Jehovah’s Witness… because I fucking hate that.)

In fact everyone else can fuck off too.