.....When we left our fearless hero he was cowering and screaming at the top of his voice in agony at the fate which awaited him. He was to face having sex until he was dead with the Mrs. Lizard Leader....this was not such a bad thing because sex without dying would force the victim to die painfully of shock and give them the everlasting torment of knowing that they had shagged the ugliest lizard in the world....and there are some ugly lizards I can tell you. Anyway it would seem that Bret has met his match.......but wait........

"You don’t fool me that gun’s not loaded!" retorted Bret the confident Bastard.

"Bollocks!!" shouted Bret as the bullet landed slap bang in his groinal region.....

"Oh my Honey Bunny...what have I done!!!" screamed Mrs. Lizard Leader in dismay at her actions......

"Oh how can I live with myself?"

Bret the ever-so-slightly-wounded Bastard lay writhing in pain on the floor clutching his gonads.

"I can’t bear to watch!!" cried Mrs. Lizard Leader making a mad dash for the window and jumping straight out of it plummeting to her death........(what a mess!!)

Bret finally arose and removed the bullet from his patented groinal preserver.....

"You never know when your ex wife may turn up!!!" said Bret wincing "....shame these aren't insured under my home insurance"

Bret then set about re-arranging his desk and preceded to sit back and relax in his favorite chair........

......then he suddenly remembered the dead body on the floor......

"I’d better get rid of that stinking corpse" he thought to himself "......where can I get rid of a body these days......hmmmmm....."

.......An hour later outside McDonalds Bret sat eating his Big Mac Meal enjoying every bite of British Beef.....After depositing the stiff with the kids behind the counter he had earned himself a quick £50. Now the fun could begin watching the people who bought the Rancid Chicken Sandwich meals.......after all, comedy and food - what better way to enjoy an evening after sex with a gorgeous woman...(well it seemed like a waste, she was still warm anyway?? !!!!?) Another case wrapped up and ready to be put into the life story....

"yyyyyyyeeeeeeeaaaaaarrrrkkkkkkk!!!! what do they put in these chicken sandwiches.....dead bodies!!!!!" coughed another satisfied customer spitting out pieces of teeth and bone coupled with many a small hair.

Bret the Sick and Depraved Necrophiliac Bastard laughed as he started on his cone ".....mmmm new Flav de Lizardo tastes real good I must eat here again!!!"